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Why did the blonde take a tub of butter to the airport?

If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you:

She heard the flight was going to be smooth.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a tub of butter to the airport?”

  1. User_933
    User_933 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

  2. User_113
    User_113 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

  3. User_425
    User_425 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

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