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A blonde swallowed a penny and…

A blonde swallowed a penny and said “Wow, I finally have some change inside me.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/21/2002 03:11This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Dumb_And_Dumber01/09/2007 12:26So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Geocities_Neighbor04/30/2015 05:00Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Linux_Distro_Fan02/22/2010 17:09Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/30/2013 20:40Super green! Hilarious!
@Loituma_Girl05/03/2006 03:17Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@CounterStrike_Pro12/27/2010 20:56Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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