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A blonde went to the supermarket…

A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkout was. The employee said “It’s right over there.” The blonde replied “But who checks me out?”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro12/12/1999 06:40Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Sidekick_User05/01/2010 15:10Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker08/27/2011 03:29Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Myspace_First_Friend12/22/1998 20:03I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril04/19/1996 10:14He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Wild_Thornberry04/09/1998 03:44Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Borat_Very_Nice05/16/2010 04:53Very nice! Great success!
@Fred_Channel_0605/12/1997 19:08HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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