A blonde went to the bank…

A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller asked “How much would you like to deposit?” She said “All of it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Cyber_Security_X08/28/2006 07:17Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Walter_Sobchak07/18/2011 03:59Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/08/2002 09:53Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy07/06/1996 07:40That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Uncle_Rico_9803/29/1997 05:27I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Last_Commenter01/06/2012 07:14Saving the best laugh for last!