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A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said “Clean Rest Stop 5 Miles.” She turned around and drove back home to take a shower.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro08/19/2004 05:17Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Fresh_Prince_Will09/29/2002 05:34Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa06/15/2010 05:24They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Harry_Potter_Ron01/07/2012 05:28Bloody brilliant, mate!
@HTML_Hacker02/28/1997 09:54<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan03/09/2011 10:49Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan06/11/2010 15:22My fist is clenched... with joy!

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