A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after only 20 minutes and said she got stung by a bee. The pro asked where. She replied “Between the first hole and the second hole.” He said “Sounds like your stance is too wide.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde was filling out a...
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Why don 't...
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A blonde swallowed a penny and...
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50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive
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A blonde went to the library...
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61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
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Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
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