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    How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.

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    🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive

    1. Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the exam?
    She wanted to reflect on her answers. read more »
    2. A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner…
    A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust. read more »
    3. Why did the blonde take a…
    Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept. read more »
    4. 2006 Legacy: The Buffer
     Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was "buffering."Part of the 55 Classic B... read more »
    5. 2017 Classic: The Smart TV
     Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a "Smart TV."Part of the 44 Classic B... read more »
    6. 2022 Legacy: The Port
     Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a "USB port."Part of the 5... read more »
    7. 2022 Vintage: The 4K Video
     Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a "4K" video.Part of... read more »
    8. How do you keep a blonde…
    How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that says "turn over" on both... read more »
    9. How do you drown a blonde?…
    How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. read more »
    10. 2014 Legacy: The Netflix
     Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the computer? She heard about "Netflix and chill."Part of t... read more »

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