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🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why do blondes...
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What s the...
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59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
A blonde tried to sell her...
A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »
A blonde put sugar on her...
A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »
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A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot r...read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
Why did the...
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »

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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
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A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus11/13/2012 10:15Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter02/01/1995 01:07The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Hotmail_Checker08/16/2014 17:39Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Goosebumps_Kid04/29/2007 01:44Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Champ_Kind_Wham03/27/2003 01:56WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Dale_Doback_Fan02/05/1997 18:22Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Old_School_Frank02/27/2001 16:23We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Starcraft_Zerg08/12/2015 15:47Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair11/21/1998 18:39I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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