How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
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2. A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner…
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust. read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust. read more »
3. Why did the blonde take a…
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept. read more »
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept. read more »
4. 2006 Legacy: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was "buffering."Part of the 55 Classic B... read more »
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was "buffering."Part of the 55 Classic B... read more »
5. 2017 Classic: The Smart TV
Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a "Smart TV."Part of the 44 Classic B... read more »
Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a "Smart TV."Part of the 44 Classic B... read more »
6. 2022 Legacy: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a "USB port."Part of the 5... read more »
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a "USB port."Part of the 5... read more »
7. 2022 Vintage: The 4K Video
Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a "4K" video.Part of... read more »
Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a "4K" video.Part of... read more »
8. How do you keep a blonde…
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that says "turn over" on both... read more »
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that says "turn over" on both... read more »
9. How do you drown a blonde?…
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. read more »
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. read more »
10. 2014 Legacy: The Netflix
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the computer? She heard about "Netflix and chill."Part of t... read more »
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the computer? She heard about "Netflix and chill."Part of t... read more »
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[1995-05-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]N64_GoldenEye: Better than a headshot in Complex!
[2011-11-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Macarena_Dancer: Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
[1998-03-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]C++_Dev_98: I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
[2007-08-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Floppy_Fanatic: Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
[2008-08-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Big_Lebowski_Dude: The Dude abides... this joke.
[2003-05-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Goonies_Never_D: Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
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