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A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. After hours she finally finished. Her friend asked “How did you do it so fast?” She said “It was easy! The box had a picture of a cat on it, so I just put the cat together first.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan09/30/1996 15:14Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@USB_Pioneer03/30/1998 05:54Plug and Play laughter!
@DVD_Rom_King01/13/2007 22:34More capacity for humor on this site!
@Badger_Badger_M04/29/1996 06:20Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Hashtag_Master02/25/2007 02:09#funny #joke #retro #90s

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