63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition

The 2002 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Spider-Man Movie: Why did the blonde bring a net to the cinema? She heard “Spider-Man” was playing and she wanted to catch a souvenir.
2. The American Idol: Why did the blonde sing to her computer? She thought she was auditioning for “American Idol” via her webcam.
3. The DSL Connection: Why did the blonde try to put a life jacket on her modem? She heard she was getting “High-Speed” internet and was afraid of the flood of data.
4. The Kelly Clarkson: Why did the blonde buy a “Moment Like This” CD for her clock? She wanted it to play a hit every time it struck twelve.
5. The Star Wars Episode II: Why did the blonde bring a bag of clones to the movie theater? She heard the movie was about the “Attack of the Clones” and didn’t want to feel outnumbered.
6. The Camera Phone: Why did the blonde try to use her phone as a mirror? She heard it had a “built-in camera” and thought it worked both ways.
7. The Windows XP Styles: Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor blue? She heard the “Luna” theme in Windows XP was the newest fashion.
8. The Nickelback: Why did the blonde put five cents back into her wallet every time she heard the radio? Because she thought the band was called “Nickel-back.”
9. The Harry Potter Sequel: Why did the blonde look for a “Chamber of Secrets” in her basement? She wanted to find where the movie was filmed.
10. The Wi-Fi: Why did the blonde look for “Wi-Fi” in the sky? She heard it was “wireless” and thought it came from the clouds.

The Full 2002 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse Pad: Why did the blonde buy a mouse pad for her hamster? She thought it was a luxury gym for the new millennium.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “broken” link.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put a screen door on her monitor? She wanted to keep the “bugs” out of her software.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” copy.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the mailbox? She was waiting for “instant” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “123456”? Because the computer said it was “too easy” to remember.
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” crystal display.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “missing links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “Macro virus” going around.
23. The Disk: Why did the blonde use her CD as a coaster? She wanted to “save” her drink.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the internet.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Comic Sans”? She wanted her computer to be “funny.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 64 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a tortilla chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “silicon chip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a 20-mile run? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information superhighway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Wallpaper: Why did the blonde buy a bucket of paste? She wanted to change her “desktop wallpaper.”
41. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
42. The Zip: Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files.
43. The Trash: Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.”
44. The Menu: Why did the blonde ask her computer for a pizza? She saw a “start menu.”
45. The Speaker: Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her.
46. The CD: Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music.
47. The Modem: Why did the blonde sing to her modem? She wanted to harmonize with the dial-up sound.
48. The Laptop: Why did the blonde put a laptop on her lap? She thought it was a “portable heater.”
49. The Webcam: Why did the blonde wave at her computer? She thought the “webcam” was a mirror.
50. The Scroll Bar: Why did the blonde bring a candy bar to the computer? She heard she needed a “scroll bar.”
51. The Backspace: Why did the blonde walk backwards? She wanted to “backspace.”
52. The Shift Key: Why did the blonde move her chair? She wanted to use the “Shift” key.
53. The Control Key: Why did the blonde think she was a pilot? She found the “Control” key.
54. The Alt Key: Why did the blonde look for another computer? She found the “Alt” key.
55. The Space Bar: Why did the blonde go to the computer for a drink? She heard it had a “Space bar.”
56. The Enter Key: Why did the blonde knock on the keyboard? She wanted to “Enter.”
57. The MySpace Preview: Why did the blonde try to find her “MySpace” in a physical parking lot? She heard it was going to be the next big thing.
58. The DVD Player: Why did the blonde try to put a DVD in her toaster? She heard it was a “hot” new format.
59. The XP Background: Why did the blonde try to walk into her monitor? She thought the Windows XP “Green Hills” was a real park.
60. The Google News: Why did the blonde try to fold her monitor? She heard Google was launching “News” and wanted to read the paper.
61. The Sims House: Why did the blonde try to live in her computer? She heard the “Sims” had a nicer house than her.
62. The Bluetooth: Why did the blonde brush her teeth with blue ink? She heard she needed “Bluetooth” to connect her phone.
63. The End: Why did the blonde think 2002 was the “Spider” year? Because every time she opened a browser, she saw a “Web”!