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A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked “How are your eyes?” She said “They’re fine, but my ears are getting tired from holding them up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

82 Blonde Jokes: Spring 1995 Archive Edition
Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »
Why can 't...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive
Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »
How many blondes...
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 – one to...read more »
43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »
A blonde tried to sell her...
A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »
A blonde brought her car into...
A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot r...read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
A blonde took her TV to...
A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive
Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

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50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »
A blonde thought the airplane was...
A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »
48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »
A blonde decided to go ice...
A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro10/15/1997 12:39Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@MIRC_Operator03/03/2001 15:28/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid06/04/2009 17:48Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Friends_Lover01/31/2006 02:26Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/23/2001 01:14A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril09/26/2005 09:29He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Pirates_Jack_S11/24/2003 00:03But you have heard of this joke!
@Animated_Mail_G05/20/2009 02:14The spinning envelope told me to come here.

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