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Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde stared at an orange for hours because she wanted to see ...read more »

Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »

Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »

A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »

A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »

How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »

Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »

A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »

A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »

@Baywatch_Runner09/10/2012 23:37Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Offspring_Guy03/04/1995 13:55The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Sum41_Skater11/21/2014 01:34In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Dancing_Baby_9605/29/2008 05:53Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Opera_User_9903/20/2005 08:19Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.