49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive

The 2007 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The First iPhone: Why did the blonde try to lick her new iPhone? She heard Steve Jobs say the icons looked so good you’d want to “lick them.”
2. The Slide to Unlock: Why did the blonde slide her whole body across the floor? She bought an iPhone and was trying to “slide to unlock” her house.
3. The Transformers Movie: Why did the blonde bring a mechanic to the cinema? She watched “Transformers” and was afraid her car would start a fight in the parking lot.
4. The No Keyboard: Why did the blonde cry when she got her first iPhone? She couldn’t find the buttons and thought she was “dialing in the dark.”
5. The Harry Potter Finale: Why did the blonde read the last Harry Potter book in the dark? She heard it was “shrouded in mystery” and didn’t want to spoil the light.
6. The Nintendo DS Lite: Why did the blonde put her Nintendo DS in the toaster? She wanted to upgrade it to a “DS Lite.”
7. The Vista Upgrade: Why did the blonde stare at the “Windows Vista” loading screen for three days? She thought the new transparent “Aero” look meant she could see through to 2008.
8. The Facebook Wall: Why did the blonde start talking to her living room wall? She heard Facebook had a “Wall” and she wanted to leave a message for her mom.
9. The Kindle: Why did the blonde try to “turn the page” on her new Kindle by licking her finger? She thought the “e-ink” was just very dry real ink.
10. The Bluetooth Headset: Why did the blonde think she was a secret agent? She put on her blinking blue ear-piece and started talking to her grocery list.

The Full 2007 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more data.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The App Store Preview: Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a grocery shop.
42. The YouTube High: Why did the blonde climb a ladder to watch a video? She heard it was “High-Definition.”
43. The GPS Voice: Why did the blonde argue with her car? She heard the GPS say “Recalculating” and thought it was criticizing her math skills.
44. The Touchscreen: Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPhone.
45. The Twitter: Why did the blonde try to follow a pigeon? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to follow someone.
46. The MySpace: Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to “customize her profile.”
47. The Wi-Fi: Why did the blonde try to catch the internet with a net? She heard it was “wireless” and flying through the air.
48. The Smartphone: Why did the blonde call her phone a “Genius”? Because it was “smarter” than her old flip phone.
49. The End: Why did the blonde think 2007 was the “Apple” year? Because she spent the whole time trying to find where the “bite” in the logo came from!