What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.
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🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2018 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "transfer" data to her friend across t... read more »
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "transfer" data to her friend across t... read more »
2. 2016 Classic: The E-Book
Why did the blonde try to charge her paperback? She thought it was an "E-book."Part of the 58 Cl... read more »
Why did the blonde try to charge her paperback? She thought it was an "E-book."Part of the 58 Cl... read more »
3. 2020 Legacy: The YouTube High
Why did the blonde climb a ladder to watch a video? She heard it was "High-Definition."Part of t... read more »
Why did the blonde climb a ladder to watch a video? She heard it was "High-Definition."Part of t... read more »
4. A blonde went to the hair…
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist said "How long do you want it t... read more »
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist said "How long do you want it t... read more »
5. 2000 Legacy: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a "microchip."Part of ... read more »
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a "microchip."Part of ... read more »
6. How do you keep a blonde…
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow. read more »
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow. read more »
7. 2001 Legacy: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 "bits."Part of the 44 Class... read more »
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 "bits."Part of the 44 Class... read more »
8. Why did the blonde put her glasses on her stomach?
A little humor to brighten your day:She had an inside view. read more »
A little humor to brighten your day:She had an inside view. read more »
9. Why did the blonde study for her blood test?
You’re going to love this classic blonde moment:She wanted to get an A+. read more »
You’re going to love this classic blonde moment:She wanted to get an A+. read more »
10. 2006 Legacy: The Speaker
Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were "talking" to her.Part of the 55 C... read more »
Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were "talking" to her.Part of the 55 C... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[1997-05-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Win95_Fanatic: This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
[2005-11-06 ARCHIVE_LOG]Forrest_Gump_88: Internet is like a box of chocolates...
[2004-09-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Buffy_Summers_97: Slaying these jokes one by one.
[2010-04-06 ARCHIVE_LOG]Toy_Story_Woody: There is a joke in my boot!
[2012-02-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Avatar_Na_vi: I see you... laughing!
[2012-02-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]Animorphs_X: I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
[2000-11-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Blue_Your_My_Boy: You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
[1999-10-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]WordPress_Fan_03: The best thing since version 1.0!
[2008-12-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]CounterStrike_Pro: Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
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