What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »
A blonde went to the bank...
A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »
46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
A blonde went to the supermarket...
A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »
54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »
How do you...
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »
A blonde went to the gym...
A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »
63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »
82 Blonde Jokes: Spring 1995 Archive Edition
Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
The 2022 digital landscape was a whirlwind of change – from Elon ...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive
Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
A blonde took her TV to...
A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!