55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive

The 2006 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Nintendo Wii: Why did the blonde wear a helmet to play tennis in her living room? She got a new “Wii” and heard she was going to “break the glass” of reality.
2. The Twitter Launch: Why did the blonde try to feed her computer birdseed? She heard about a new site called “Twitter” and wanted to make sure the “tweets” kept coming.
3. The YouTube Sale: Why did the blonde try to sell her vacuum cleaner to Google? She heard they bought “YouTube” for 1.6 billion dollars and thought they were buying all kinds of “tubes.”
4. The Blu-ray: Why did the blonde put blue food coloring in her eyes? She wanted to see if she could watch “Blu-ray” movies in high definition.
5. The Pluto Demotion: Why did the blonde try to erase Pluto from her star map? She heard it wasn’t a “planet” anymore and didn’t want her map to be “fake news.”
6. The MacBook Pro: Why did the blonde try to use her new MacBook Pro as a tray? She heard it was “pro-level” and thought it could handle her professional lunches.
7. The High School Musical: Why did the blonde start singing to her locker? She watched “High School Musical” and thought that’s how everyone went to class now.
8. The Da Vinci Code: Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the art gallery? She was looking for the “secret code” that Tom Hanks promised her.
9. The Facebook Public: Why did the blonde try to open her window to talk to her friends? She heard Facebook was now “open to everyone” and thought she didn’t need a computer anymore.
10. The Portable GPS: Why did the blonde take her GPS to the bathroom? She didn’t want to get “lost” on the way back to the couch.

The Full 2006 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more gigabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “dead” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Wallpaper: Why did the blonde buy a bucket of glue? She wanted to change her “desktop wallpaper.”
41. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
42. The Zip: Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files.
43. The Trash: Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.”
44. The Menu: Why did the blonde ask her computer for a pizza? She saw a “start menu.”
45. The Speaker: Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her.
46. The CD: Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music.
47. The Modem: Why did the blonde sing to her modem? She wanted to harmonize with the dial-up sound.
48. The Wii Remote: Why did the blonde strap her phone to her wrist? She thought it was a “Wii Remote” for her life.
49. The 140 Characters: Why did the blonde try to introduce herself to 140 people? She heard “Twitter” only allowed 140 characters.
50. The Tablet: Why did the blonde try to write on her monitor with a pencil? She heard “tablet PCs” were the new thing.
51. The Webcam: Why did the blonde wave at the ATM? She thought it was a “webcam” and her bank was watching.
52. The Google News: Why did the blonde try to fold her monitor? She wanted to read the “digital newspaper.”
53. The Bluetooth: Why did the blonde dye her tooth blue? She wanted to stay “connected” to her friends.
54. The Flash Drive: Why did the blonde run past her computer? She wanted to use a “Flash drive.”
55. The End: Why did the blonde think 2006 was the “Nintendo” year? Because she spent the whole time saying “Wii” instead of “Me”!