A blonde walks into a library and whispers “Can I have a burger and fries?” The librarian says “This is a library.” The blonde whispers “Sorry, can I have a burger and fries?”
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🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
This one is a staple in American humor:She kept throwing out the ones that said 'W'. read more »
This one is a staple in American humor:She kept throwing out the ones that said 'W'. read more »
2. Why did the blonde put a band-aid on the fridge?
Another classic blonde joke for your collection:It had a cold. read more »
Another classic blonde joke for your collection:It had a cold. read more »
3. 2016 Archive: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 "bits."Part of the 58 Class... read more »
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 "bits."Part of the 58 Class... read more »
4. Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:She thought the 'emergency services' on the side me... read more »
Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:She thought the 'emergency services' on the side me... read more »
5. 2001 Classic: The Disk
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "transfer" data to her friend across t... read more »
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "transfer" data to her friend across t... read more »
6. A blonde asked her friend What…
A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend said "I don't know." The blonde s... read more »
A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend said "I don't know." The blonde s... read more »
7. Why did the blonde put a chair in the fridge?
I just heard this one and it's too good not to share:Because she wanted to chill. read more »
I just heard this one and it's too good not to share:Because she wanted to chill. read more »
9. How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
You’re going to love this classic blonde moment:Shine a flashlight in her ear. read more »
You’re going to love this classic blonde moment:Shine a flashlight in her ear. read more »
10. 2016 Vintage: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a "hard drive."Part ... read more »
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a "hard drive."Part ... read more »
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