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A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How do blondes...
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51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive
Step into 2010 – the legendary year when Instagram launched its f...read more »
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »
67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive
Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »
What s the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »
A blonde cut a hole in...
A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »
Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive
Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »
A blonde went to the zoo...
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A blonde was watching the news...
A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »

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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
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48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User08/11/2004 06:57Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Sid_Meier_Fan09/28/1999 12:00Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Binary_Boy02/27/2008 09:5201001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Hackers_Movie_Fan11/16/2012 09:16Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Grunge_Lord_9403/13/2006 06:10I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/18/2000 16:12Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@One_Does_Not_S10/19/2006 03:05One does not simply read one joke.
@Slow_Clap_Guy10/03/1997 09:10...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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