51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive

1. The First iPad: Why did the blonde try to use her new iPad as a cutting board? She heard it was the “thinnest tablet” and thought it was a high-tech kitchen upgrade.
2. The Instagram Launch: Why did the blonde take a photo of her dinner and then stare at it for 20 minutes? She was waiting for the “Instagram filters” to make her pasta look like it was from the 1970s.
3. The Angry Birds: Why did the blonde throw her iPhone at a real pig? She was playing “Angry Birds” and thought the local farm had a 3D bonus level.
4. The Foursquare Check-in: Why did the blonde check in at her own bathroom? She wanted to become the “Mayor” of her toilet before her roommate did.
5. The Toy Story 3: Why did the blonde bring a box of old tissues to the cinema? She heard “Toy Story 3” was going to make everyone cry and she wanted to be the “Official Supplier.”
6. The Inception Movie: Why did the blonde watch “Inception” three times in a row? She was trying to figure out if she was still in the cinema or if the popcorn was just a dream.
7. The Lady Gaga Meat Dress: Why did the blonde bring a fork and knife to the MTV Video Music Awards? She heard Lady Gaga was wearing a meat dress and she didn’t want to miss dinner.
8. The iPhone 4 Antennagate: Why did the blonde hold her new iPhone 4 with a pair of oven mitts? She heard she wasn’t supposed to “touch the antenna” and didn’t want to lose her signal.
9. The Kindle 3: Why did the blonde try to “swipe” her physical newspaper to change the page? She had been using her new Kindle all morning and forgot how paper worked.
10. The Uber Launch: Why did the blonde try to get into a stranger’s black car in San Francisco? She heard about a new app called “Uber” and thought everyone was now a private chauffeur.

The Full 2010 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more gigabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “dead” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The App Store: Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a grocery shop.
42. The YouTube High: Why did the blonde climb a ladder to watch a video? She heard it was “High-Definition.”
43. The GPS Voice: Why did the blonde argue with her car? She heard the GPS say “Recalculating” and thought it was criticizing her math skills.
44. The Touchscreen: Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPad.
45. The Twitter: Why did the blonde try to follow a pigeon? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to follow someone.
46. The MySpace: Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to “customize her profile.”
47. The Wi-Fi: Why did the blonde try to catch the internet with a net? She heard it was “wireless” and flying through the air.
48. The Smartphone: Why did the blonde call her phone a “Genius”? Because it was “smarter” than her old flip phone.
49. The Tablet: Why did the blonde try to write on her monitor with a pencil? She heard “tablet PCs” were the new thing.
50. The Webcam: Why did the blonde wave at the ATM? She thought it was a “webcam” and her bank was watching.
51. The End: Why did the blonde think 2010 was the “Instagram” year? Because she spent the whole time waiting for her dinner to look “retro”!