52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive

The 2018 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Floss Dance: Why did the blonde bring real dental floss to the nightclub? She heard everyone was doing “The Floss” and she wanted to make sure her dance moves were minty fresh.
2. The Fortnite Battle: Why did the blonde start jumping up and down in the middle of a shopping mall? She heard she was in a “Battle Royale” and was trying to dodge an invisible sniper.
3. The Yanny vs. Laurel: Why did the blonde throw her headphones in the trash? She heard “Yanny” while her friend heard “Laurel,” and she thought the speakers were possessed by two different ghosts.
4. The Bohemian Rhapsody: Why did the blonde start singing to her microwave? She watched the movie and thought “Galileo” was the name of the new high-speed heating setting.
5. The Bird Box Challenge: Why did the blonde try to drive her car while wearing a blindfold? She watched “Bird Box” and thought she was auditioning for the local traffic safety board.
6. The TikTok Launch: Why did the blonde stare at her clock for ten minutes? She heard about a new app called “TikTok” and was waiting for the hands to start telling jokes.
7. The Incredibles 2: Why did the blonde bring a baby to the computer store? She watched “Incredibles 2” and was looking for a “Jack-Jack” adapter for her laptop.
8. The Face Filter: Why did the blonde try to eat a virtual rainbow? She used a Snapchat filter and thought her phone was finally dispensing snacks.
9. The Elon Musk Submarine: Why did the blonde try to fit her sedan into a swimming pool? She heard Elon was building “mini-subs” and wanted to see if her car could dive too.
10. The Smart Speaker: Why did the blonde ask Alexa to “clean her room”? She heard it was a “Smart Home” system and was disappointed when the robot didn’t pick up her socks.

The Full 2018 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more gigabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The AirPods: Why did the blonde try to use two golf tees as headphones? She heard about “AirPods” and thought they were a DIY sports version.
42. The 4K Video: Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video.
43. The Smart TV: Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a “Smart TV.”
44. The Fitbit: Why did the blonde try to feed her watch a salad? She heard it was a “Fit-bit.”
45. The Nintendo Switch: Why did the blonde try to switch her shoes? She heard the “Switch” was the best thing to do in 2018.
46. The Dark Mode: Why did the blonde wear a headlamp to use her phone? She turned on “Dark Mode” and thought the light had broken.
47. The QR Code: Why did the blonde try to play chess with a QR code? She thought it was a new “ultra-complex” game board.
48. The Cloud: Why did the blonde put her laptop in the oven? She heard her files were “stored in the cloud” and wanted to make them “light and fluffy.”
49. The Face ID: Why did the blonde keep making funny faces at her phone? She was trying to “reset” her personality settings.
50. The Meme: Why did the blonde try to print out a picture of a cat? She heard “memes” were the new currency and wanted to start a bank account.
51. The 5G Preview: Why did the blonde run five times around her house? She heard “5G” was coming and wanted to be five times faster.
52. The End: Why did the blonde think 2018 was the “musical” year? Because she spent the whole time trying to find out why her microwave was singing “Mama Mia”!