A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing reruns of her life.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
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58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!