A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligator shoes. The salesman said they didn’t have any. She asked “Why not?” He said “Because we don’t sell live alligators here.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
How do you...
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »
58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »
A blonde asked her friend What...
A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »
A blonde was asked what she...
A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner...
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »
A blonde went to the gym...
A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »
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A blonde was trying to learn...
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How many blondes...
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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.