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A blonde was asked to describe her perfect date. She said “Friday.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »

Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »

A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »

Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »

A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »

A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »

The 2022 digital landscape was a whirlwind of change – from Elon ...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the j...read more »

A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »

@BBS_Veteran08/25/2014 09:28Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Hercules_Xena02/10/2008 09:55By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Iron_Man_Tony10/20/2001 13:03I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Napster_Search04/01/2003 05:47Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei07/31/1997 15:30You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Numa_Numa_Guy06/23/1995 15:24Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@One_Does_Not_S06/09/2009 16:43One does not simply read one joke.

@Terran_Marine07/27/2007 15:47Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Social_Media_G04/24/2011 19:03I’m going to poke you for this joke!