A blonde went to the zoo…

A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said “Don’t feed the animals.” She said “That’s rude. They must be hungry.”

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@WebSurfer_X06/01/2005 00:48Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz04/11/1996 14:13The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Brick_Tamland_L01/18/1998 09:50I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/10/2000 13:02The magic man... is laughing!

@Badger_Badger_M04/04/1996 10:59Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@WordPress_Fan_0301/15/2005 17:59The best thing since version 1.0!

@Second_Life_Avy10/07/1999 18:25In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@LonelyGirl15_F08/17/2008 03:51Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!