52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) and the Motorola Razr flip phone was the ultimate status symbol. These jokes were the “texts” of the pre-smartphone era, shared via T9 and early instant messengers like MSN.

The 2004 Top 10: Golden Classics

The Facebook Launch: Why did the blonde try to put a physical photo album inside her computer? She heard about “TheFacebook” and wanted to make sure her friends could flip through her vacation pictures.
The Motorola Razr: Why did the blonde try to use her new Motorola Razr to shave her legs? She heard it was the “sharpest” phone on the market.
The Shrek 2: Why did the blonde put green makeup on her computer screen? She wanted to see if she could become an ogre in the “Shrek 2” online game.
The Gmail Beta: Why did the blonde try to fit a whole library in her mailbox? She heard Google was giving out “1GB of storage” for Gmail and thought it was a physical locker.
The iPod Mini: Why did the blonde try to use her iPod Mini as a credit card? It was so small and colorful, she thought it was the new “iBank” card.
The Spider-Man 2: Why did the blonde cover her keyboard in glue? She wanted to have “web-slinging” fingers like Peter Parker.
The Nintendo DS: Why did the blonde try to talk to her sandwich? She saw someone playing with a “DS” (Dual Screen) and thought it stood for “Delicious Sandwich.”
The Mean Girls: Why did the blonde wear pink to the computer lab on Wednesday? Because she heard “The Plastics” from Mean Girls were starting a blog.
The Lost (TV Show): Why did the blonde throw her GPS in the trash? She started watching “Lost” and thought being lost was the new trend.
The Bluetooth Headset: Why did the blonde think she was a cyborg? She put on her first blinking blue ear-piece and started talking to the wall.

The Full 2004 Archive (Extended List)

The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more data.
The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
The Monitor: Why did the blonde put a screen door on her monitor? She wanted to keep the “digital bugs” out.
The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “carbon copy.”
The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the garage? She was waiting for “electronic mail” delivery.
The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Minnie”? Because the computer said it had to be at least four “characters.”
The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
The Disk: Why did the blonde use her CD as a coaster? She wanted to “save” her desk from stains.
The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
The Wallpaper: Why did the blonde buy a bucket of glue? She wanted to change her “desktop wallpaper.”
The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
The Zip: Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files.
The Trash: Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.”
The Menu: Why did the blonde ask her computer for a burger? She saw a “start menu.”
The Speaker: Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her.
The CD: Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music.
The Modem: Why did the blonde sing to her modem? She wanted to harmonize with the dial-up sound.
The Laptop: Why did the blonde put her laptop on her lap? She thought it was a “portable heater.”
The Mouse Pad: Why did the blonde buy a mouse pad for her pet hamster? She thought it was a luxury gym.
The Broadband: Why did the blonde bring a surfboard to her computer desk? She heard she was getting “broadband” and wanted to ride the waves.
The Firefox: Why did the blonde try to pet her screen? She downloaded “Firefox” and thought a real animal was living in her browser.
The End: Why did the blonde think 2004 was the “smartest” year? Because her phone was finally “smarter” than her pager!