41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive

The 2005 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The YouTube Launch: Why did the blonde try to put a real tube of toothpaste inside her computer? She heard about the new site called “YouTube” and wanted to make sure her smile was camera-ready.
2. The Xbox 360: Why did the blonde do a full circle in front of her TV? She got the new “Xbox 360” and thought she had to turn 360 degrees to turn it on.
3. The iPod Nano: Why did the blonde keep losing her music? She bought the new “iPod Nano” and thought it was so small it had turned invisible.
4. The Star Wars Episode III: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to “Revenge of the Sith”? She heard Anakin was going to have a “burning” sensation on Mustafar.
5. The Google Maps: Why did the blonde walk onto her roof with her computer? She was using the new “Google Maps” satellite view and wanted to wave at herself.
6. The LiveStrong Bracelet: Why did the blonde wear ten yellow bracelets? She thought she was “ten times stronger” than Lance Armstrong.
7. The MySpace Top 8: Why did the blonde cry at her computer? She couldn’t decide who to put in her “Top 8” and thought the others would move out of her house.
8. The Million Dollar Homepage: Why did the blonde try to buy a single pixel for a dollar? She thought she was buying a very tiny piece of real estate to build a dollhouse.
9. The King Kong: Why did the blonde bring a giant banana to the cinema? She heard “King Kong” was hungry for a comeback.
10. The Bluetooth Mouse: Why did the blonde put cheese next to her computer but no wire? She heard she had a “Bluetooth mouse” and thought it was a wireless pet that only ate blue cheese.

The Full 2005 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more megabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The End: Why did the blonde think 2005 was a “video” year? Because she spent the whole time waiting for her life to “buffer” on YouTube!