A blonde tried to cook pasta…

A blonde tried to cook pasta but forgot to boil the water first. When her friend asked how it was she said “Crunchy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ICQ_Classic12/10/2009 16:06That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@CRT_Brightness12/05/2007 17:11I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Beverly_Hills_9021005/11/2003 06:13The coolest joke in the zip code.

@MP3_Encoder03/21/2004 12:52128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Cow_And_Chicken09/20/2015 16:39Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Goonies_Never_D07/10/1996 05:36Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Blink_Tag_User04/30/2012 20:48<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Midi_Background06/10/2004 06:57Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Podcast_Listener11/17/2004 22:33I’ll mention this in my next episode!