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A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she didn’t want to blow her brains out.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »

A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waite...read more »

A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »

A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »

A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »

A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.read more »

A blonde was asked if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said ...read more »

A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

@Broadband_Newbie06/27/1997 09:10Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan01/12/2013 08:10Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Top_Gun_Maverick10/24/2001 21:15I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Borat_Very_Nice06/08/1998 03:13Very nice! Great success!

@Harambe_Memories02/07/2010 09:39Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Flash_Intro_Hater09/09/1998 19:38Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Second_Life_Avy11/01/2003 01:36In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Frag_Master_9901/13/1999 17:45Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!