A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who jumped off a bridge. She turned to her husband and said “That’s terrible! Why would someone do that?” Her husband replied “Maybe he was depressed.” The blonde said “No, I mean why would he jump? The water is right there!”
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44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
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62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
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133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
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47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!