What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a flashing red light.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »
A blonde was watching the news...
A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »
58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive
Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »
54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »
A blonde went to the bank...
A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »
How does a...
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.read more »
A blonde refused to play cards...
A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »
63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
A blonde was asked if she...
A blonde was asked if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said ...read more »
A blonde went to college just...
A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
It really whips the llama's ass!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.