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What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a flashing red light.
2025 Archive: The AI Regret
Why did the traveler go to a rainy island? Because the AI “Guaranteed” a 99% chance of sun, and he’s currently the 1% of disappointment.… Read More »2025 Archive: The AI Regret
2025 Vintage: The Giannis “Legacy” Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, the Freak wanted to show the “New Generation” that he’s still the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Giannis “Legacy” Season
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the “Thank You” notes? Because he got the iPhone 16 and let the AI handle the emotions, resulting in a… Read More »2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
2024 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving twenty-eight consecutive years of school spelling bees. Part of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2024 Classic: The WhatsApp Channels
She started a channel called “Daily Sighs.” It has 12 followers, all of them my ex-girlfriends’ mothers. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The WhatsApp Channels
2024 Legacy: The Twisters “Feel It”
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood who can look cool while driving a truck into a tornado and… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Twisters “Feel It”
2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
Why Ryan Gosling? For proving that being “Just Ken” is a full-time job that requires a faux-fur coat, two pairs of sunglasses, and a lot… Read More »2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
2022 Archive: The Avatar 2
A guy walks in and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “I’ll give it to you, but it’s going to take three hours to… Read More »2022 Archive: The Avatar 2
2022 Archive: The 355 Failure
Why Penélope Cruz? For appearing in a spy movie so generic it felt like a screen saver. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The 355 Failure