2016 Archive: The Musical.ly Transition
Why was the intern lip-syncing at his desk? He called it “Personal Branding,” but the boss called it “A reason to fire you.” Part of… Read More »2016 Archive: The Musical.ly Transition
2016 Archive: The First “Live” Presidential Debates
Why was the TV so loud? Because 2016 was the year that politics became the most-watched reality show in history. Part of the 39 Christmas… Read More »2016 Archive: The First “Live” Presidential Debates
2014 Vintage: The U2 iPhone Incident
Why was Dad yelling at his new phone? Because Apple put a free U2 album on every iPhone, and he spent the whole morning trying… Read More »2014 Vintage: The U2 iPhone Incident
2014 Classic: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic the bottle is just a clear bag with a thumb-up drawn on it.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The Generic 2
2013 Legacy: Jennifer Lawrence (The Oscar Trip)
Why did Jennifer Lawrence fall at the 2013 Oscars? Because she proved that even if you’re a global superstar, a Dior dress is no match… Read More »2013 Legacy: Jennifer Lawrence (The Oscar Trip)
2013 Classic: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on the front-facing lens. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Wrecking Ball Echo
Why was the school maintenance crew so angry in October? Because after the music video dropped, three different middle schoolers tried to swing from the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Wrecking Ball Echo
2011 Legacy: The QR Code Rejection
Staring at a square puzzle-like code on a cereal box and declaring that the food company must have had a printing error that ruined the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The QR Code Rejection
2011 Legacy: The “Spy Kids 4” Aroma-scope
Why was it hit? For trying to make the audience smell the movie, which is a bad idea when the movie is already struggling. Part… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Spy Kids 4” Aroma-scope
2011 Legacy: The Tintin Uncanny Valley
Why the eyes? For a Spielberg movie that looked incredible but still made everyone feel slightly like the characters were staring into their souls. Part… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Tintin Uncanny Valley