2006 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his shoes were “a cry for help.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Pizza
2006 Archive: The Humvee “Final Form”
Why were the 2006 Humvees so heavy? Because we added so much armor that the only thing “High Mobility” about them was how fast they… Read More »2006 Archive: The Humvee “Final Form”
2005 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 36 Senior &… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2005 Archive: The Motorola Razr Snap
Why did the math quiz sound like a tap-dance routine? Because every time a popular student finished a question, they would aggressively slam their metallic… Read More »2005 Archive: The Motorola Razr Snap
2004 Legacy: The Google IPO
Why was the accountant crying? Because he didn’t buy the “Search Engine” stock when it was $85 a share. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Google IPO
2004 Vintage: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a pilot? A “Boeing” constrictor. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Scared Snake
2003 Vintage: The Phone
We have a “polyphonic” ringtone. It sounds like a robotic circus. My wife hates it. Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Phone
2003 Classic: The Blackberry Addict
Why did they call it a “Crackberry” in 2003? Because lawyers were addicted to checking their emails during their kids’ birthdays (and billing for the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Blackberry Addict
2002 Legacy: The Norah Jones
Her music is so soothing. My husband fell asleep during dinner while “Don’t Know Why” was playing. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Norah Jones
2002 Archive: The Insert
I’m a surgeon. I’m just “operating” on a pun. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified