2011 Legacy: The QR Code Rejection
Staring at a square puzzle-like code on a cereal box and declaring that the food company must have had a printing error that ruined the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The QR Code Rejection
2010 Legacy: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
2009 Legacy: The Fire
I’m “on fire.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I jumped. He said, “Good, you’re still faster than a 2009 internet connection.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Reflex
2009 Legacy: The Triangle
I’m “sharp.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Status Update
She changed her status to “Visiting the son-in-law.” Within five minutes, three people sent her “Get Well Soon” cards. Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2008 Classic: The Status Update
2007 Archive: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to go back to a keypad. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Kindle “E-Ink” Flash
Why did the boss blink? He thought the screen was “broken” every time it turned a page. Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Kindle “E-Ink” Flash
2007 Legacy: The Dixie Chicks’ Revenge
Why did Taking the Long Way win Album of the Year? Because they told the world they weren’t “ready to make nice,” and the Academy… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Dixie Chicks’ Revenge
2007 Legacy: The Closing Time
“Last call! Go home and charge your devices!” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified