2009 Vintage: The Reflex

He hit my knee. I jumped. He said, “Good, you’re still faster than a 2009 internet connection.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lara_Croft_9611/25/2003 09:26Found a real treasure with this one.

@Sid_Meier_Fan11/03/2001 04:28Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Backstreet_Fan11/13/2013 07:27I want it that way... the funny way!

@Under_Const_Gif01/17/1999 22:13This site is never finished... with humor!

@Digg_Submitter_0501/10/2002 10:57Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Runescape_Noob09/26/2010 17:11Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Facepalm_Master05/21/2002 07:02I facepalmed and then I laughed.