Why did the NBA look older? Because MJ returned at 38, proving that even a “human” Jordan with a sore knee was still more interesting… Read More »2001 Archive: The Michael Jordan Comeback (Wizards Edition)
Why did people stand in line for 20 hours? To find a reality where the Florida recount wasn’t the lead story on every channel. Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Playstation 2 Release
Why did they give him a 2-foot long tongue? Was the slapstick not enough? Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Jar Jar Tongue
The new ones are even creepier. I’m convinced they’re the ones who actually started the Y2K bug. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Archive: The Furby Evolution
I downloaded a pun about music. Now I’m just “sharing” the laughter. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Classic: The Napster
I’m an optimist. I’m just adding value. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was nobody paying attention in geometry? Because Nokia released the 5110 cell phone, and the entire back row was obsessed with navigating a pixelated… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Snake High Score
Why was the employee constantly clicking “X”? Because 1998 was the year pop-up ads and our lack of patience were born. Part of the 61… Read More »1998 Classic: The Pop-up Ad
Why was every yellow costume a “Pikachu”? Because the craze just started, and “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” applied to both monsters and candy. Part of… Read More »1998 Vintage: Pokémon (US TV Debut)
Why did the blonde search for “Google” on Google? She wanted to see if the internet could find itself. Part of the 54 Classic Blonde… Read More »1997 Archive: The Google Beta
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