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2001 Archive: The Michael Jordan Comeback (Wizards Edition)

Why did the NBA look older? Because MJ returned at 38, proving that even a “human” Jordan with a sore knee was still more interesting than 90% of the league.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AltaVista_Pro10/27/1996 10:27Best result I ever found on a search engine.
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@ICQ_Classic01/25/2012 14:10That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
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@Rugrats_Tommy01/03/2000 16:48A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Bebo_Lover_0510/18/1997 02:32Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Mondo_Media_X11/15/1999 03:50Top tier web animation humor!

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