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2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy

Why was Tiger Woods saying “No”? Because he realized that being a captain is just a lot of meetings that get in the way of his 6:00 AM gym sessions.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_0106/07/1998 03:17Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Full_House_Michelle07/05/2014 05:34You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Gladiator_Proximo09/08/2009 20:04Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Mean_Girls_Regina03/01/2005 03:00Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/06/2005 14:01That still only counts as one laugh!
@Big_Snatch_Boris02/08/2003 13:50Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Sum41_Skater08/08/2013 23:51In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

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