Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar signs? Because the league signed a new broadcast deal that made every bench player rich enough to buy a private island.
Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
But you have heard of this joke!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.