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2025 Archive: The Pat Mahomes “Voice”

Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the only man who can sell you insurance, a burger, and a headband while sounding like Kermit the Frog.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9511/27/2000 18:48This is why we need the internet.
@Offspring_Guy10/08/2003 08:45The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Zoolander_Mug08/09/1995 16:18I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Digg_Submitter_0510/20/1997 17:43Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@True_Story_Neil08/22/1998 09:05True story! I was there!
@Dark_Web_Joker01/24/2001 11:40Found this on the deep end of the net.

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