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2025 Classic: The “New” New York Knicks

Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that played defense and didn’t make the fans want to wear bags over their heads.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Tennis Racket
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition
In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
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The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tush Push" Ban?
Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that "lega...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator07/27/2007 22:55Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@G_I_Joe_Real05/16/2015 11:12And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Thundercats_Ho10/30/1998 06:22Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@BackToFuture_M10/14/2011 19:58Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Uncle_Rico_9802/03/1997 11:17I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Woman_Yelling_C02/23/2013 03:19The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Digg_Submitter_0507/24/1995 00:22Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Frag_Master_9908/25/1995 18:10Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Maplestory_Kid02/13/2000 11:22@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Facepalm_Master07/16/2012 02:33I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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