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The Yoga Flexibility

Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.

I tried yoga today. I realized that my “downward dog” looks more like a “collapsing bridge.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer11/07/2012 03:23You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Tripod_Member07/21/1999 18:34Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club09/13/2010 11:22A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Zoolander_Derek12/02/2000 10:50What is this? A joke for ants?
@Fight_Club_Member09/24/2004 20:12I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Thundercats_Ho08/27/2013 08:43Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Aliens_Guy_Hair02/23/2001 07:47I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Retweet_King02/28/2015 21:09RT if you think this is funny!
@Last_Commenter12/12/1999 05:39Saving the best laugh for last!

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3 thoughts on “The Yoga Flexibility”

  1. User_626
    User_626 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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