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2025 Archive: The Victor Wembanyama “MVP” Talk

Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his wingspan officially reached “different zip code” status in his third season.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Lionel Messi "Last Dance" Hype
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2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
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51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition
In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
The Cycling Gear
Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage.I bought a profes...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition
In 2016, the impossible didn't just happen once—it became a weekl...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition
In 2008, the world record books weren't just rewritten—they were ...read more »
2025 Classic: Hamilton in Ferrari Red
Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower04/12/1998 22:05The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Web_Master_Flex03/22/2010 17:42I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Married_With_Kids11/06/2000 17:29Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Myspace_First_Friend02/03/1995 16:19I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@SoulSeek_Fan10/14/1996 12:43Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real04/23/1996 23:44I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Arthas_Fan_0208/07/2012 17:09Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Stick_Death_Fan06/06/2010 02:49Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Epic_Fail_Guy04/30/2013 14:03This joke is an Epic Win!

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