Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage.
I bought a professional cycling outfit. Now I look like a very fast, very tired superhero who is looking for a croissant.
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "New" Champions League Format
Why were we still confused? Because in 2025, nobody actually knew...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mounta...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition
In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.