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2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo “1,000 Goal” Quest

Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won’t stop until he reaches a four-digit number, even if he has to play until he’s 50.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve07/19/1995 17:32Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@ICQ_Classic07/21/2008 10:41That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Student_Life_0106/14/2013 13:28Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Campus_King04/28/2010 23:51The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@BackToFuture_M09/10/2004 08:10Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Dirty_Dancing_F07/07/2006 15:08Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Overly_Attached05/25/2012 05:42I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Llamas_With_Hats12/20/2008 17:01Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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