A knockout joke for the heavyweights.
My doctor told me I should take up boxing to relieve stress. Now I’m stressed and I have a black eye. Worst advice ever.
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wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.