A knockout joke for the heavyweights.
My doctor told me I should take up boxing to relieve stress. Now I’m stressed and I have a black eye. Worst advice ever.
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Hockey Teeth
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The Swimming Pool
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Simply posh humor. I love it.
Silently laughing in the snow.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.