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2025 Archive: The MLB “Robot Umps” Official Launch

Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a computer unless you’re willing to get a “404 Error” instead of a strike.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Backstreet_Fan02/04/1995 20:45I want it that way... the funny way!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam08/01/2014 00:23I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Pirates_Jack_S05/17/1999 15:18But you have heard of this joke!
@Student_Life_0106/11/2007 18:18Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Scumbag_Steve_X08/04/2004 22:00Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Anonymous_User05/10/2002 18:29We are many. We are laughing.

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