The IT Guy’s Love Life
I told my girlfriend she was like Wi-Fi.She said, “Is that good?”I said, “Yeah… I can only feel the connection when I’m really close.”
35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2020 “Remote Learning, Zoom Mutes & Animal Crossing” Edition
In 2020, the classroom layout layout completely dissolved as the school building closed and the entire educational system migrated into the digital grid. It was… Read More »35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2020 “Remote Learning, Zoom Mutes & Animal Crossing” Edition
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went “flat.” If you didn’t have an iPad to show your patients their vitals, were you even a doctor? Humor… Read More »63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and they actually (sometimes) talked back. It was the year of the royal wedding,… Read More »71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s…
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist of space!
We got a new car for…
We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappage scheme is great! – Marc Whiteley
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his “boring” tasks. I caught the twin doing the laundry while the real Greg… Read More »2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
2025 Classic: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the server. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2025 Archive: The MLB “Robot Umps” Official Launch
Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a computer unless you’re willing to get a “404 Error” instead of a strike.… Read More »2025 Archive: The MLB “Robot Umps” Official Launch
2025 Legacy: The MRE “Synthesized Steak”
Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is “Digitally Optimized” for calories rather than “Human Joy.” Part of the 32… Read More »2025 Legacy: The MRE “Synthesized Steak”