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I told my girlfriend she was like Wi-Fi.
She said, “Is that good?”
I said, “Yeah… I can only feel the connection when I’m really close.”

🔥 Top 10: The Tech & Computer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

1995 Legacy: The Mouse Ball Cleaning Protocol
De-threading the plastic ring on the bottom of an office mouse to...read more »
1995 Archive: The Netscape Navigator Stare
Watching a low-resolution graphical webpage render line-by-line f...read more »
The Bash Command Night
A programmer finally brings a girl back to his apartment after a ...read more »
1995 Vintage: The 3D Maze Screen saver Trance
Staring blankly at a heavy CRT desktop monitor for twenty minutes...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Connection Interruption
Screaming across the house because someone picked up the kitchen ...read more »
1995 Vintage: The VGA Graphics Awakening
A computer gamer upgrading his desktop machine to a card that can...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Dot Matrix Banner Protocol
Printing a giant "Happy Birthday" banner on continuous tractor-fe...read more »
1995 Vintage: The HTML Counter Vanity
A webpage owner checking his personal website every morning to se...read more »
Password Problems
My password is “incorrect”.That way, whenever I forget it, the co...read more »
1995 Archive: The Internet Directory Book
Buying a thick, physically printed paperback book at the local sh...read more »

😜 More from category: The Tech & Computer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

1995 Vintage: The Defrag Animation Comfort
Spending a rainy Sunday afternoon watching the Windows disk organ...read more »
1995 Archive: The WordArt Title Document
A business secretary declaring herself a professional graphic des...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Pager Number Code Theology
Teenagers sending coded numeric messages to each other’s pocket d...read more »
1995 Legacy: The CRT Monitor Desktop Squish
A workplace desk completely dominated by an enormous, heavy 15-in...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Dionne11/27/2003 15:50Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@SpiderMan_Peter05/23/2000 02:58My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@CSS_Master_9906/27/1995 02:34Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Borat_Very_Nice11/07/2005 07:56Very nice! Great success!
@Trololo_Man_7010/14/2005 02:20Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Confused_Travolta06/02/1998 21:45Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@ODP_Editor_9908/13/1995 10:55Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Happy_Tree_Fans12/11/2004 00:51So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Charlie_Unicorn03/29/2008 20:23We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Retweet_King03/05/2015 18:07RT if you think this is funny!

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