A programmer finally brings a girl back to his apartment after a few dates. Things start heating up, clothes are coming off, and she whispers, “So… what do you like to do?”
He gets that focused look in his eyes and says:
“unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep.”
She stares at him for a second and says, “Wow… that actually sounds like a plan.”
He replies, “Yeah, but it only works in root mode and sometimes it crashes halfway through.”
🔥 Top 10: The Tech & Computer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1995 Vintage: The Defrag Animation Comfort
Spending a rainy Sunday afternoon watching the Windows disk organ...read more »
1995 Vintage: The AOL Welcome Screen Euphoria
Sitting in absolute silence for two minutes while your external m...read more »
1995 Vintage: The VGA Graphics Awakening
A computer gamer upgrading his desktop machine to a card that can...read more »
1995 Classic: The Clipper Chip Cryptography Debate
Tech enthusiasts arguing on text-only internet newsgroups about w...read more »
1995 Classic: The Laptop Battery Weight Lifter
Carrying a portable computer that weighs eleven pounds and requir...read more »
1995 Vintage: The 3D Maze Screen saver Trance
Staring blankly at a heavy CRT desktop monitor for twenty minutes...read more »
1995 Vintage: The CD-ROM Caddy Ritual
Forcing users to insert their silver discs into a special plastic...read more »
1995 Archive: The Internet Directory Book
Buying a thick, physically printed paperback book at the local sh...read more »
1995 Archive: The Long-Distance Email Panic
An elderly relative flatly refusing to send an electronic message...read more »
1995 Classic: The Magnetic Tape Backup Grind
A system administrator spending every Friday night inserting a lo...read more »
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1995 Legacy: The Pager Number Code Theology
Teenagers sending coded numeric messages to each other’s pocket d...read more »
1995 Classic: The Cybercafe Coffee Luxury
Paying five dollars an hour at a local coffee shop to sit in fron...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Clipboard Ledger Transition
An office accountant refusing to use a new spreadsheet program on...read more »
The Late-Night Support Call
A woman calls tech support at 2 AM: “My system isn’t responding, ...read more »
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