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1995 Classic: The Laptop Battery Weight Lifter

Carrying a portable computer that weighs eleven pounds and requires a brick-sized power adapter, only for the battery to die completely after forty-five minutes of basic word processing.

Part of the 31 Tech & Computer Jokes: The 1995 “Windows 95, Floppy Disks & Dial-Up Screeches” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Tech & Computer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

1995 Legacy: The Sound Blaster Driver Nightmare
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1995 Classic: The Cybercafe Coffee Luxury
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1995 Classic: The Clipper Chip Cryptography Debate
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1995 Legacy: The Mouse Ball Cleaning Protocol
De-threading the plastic ring on the bottom of an office mouse to...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sion_Partier05/03/2013 08:24The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Butthead_Uhhh05/31/1998 23:35Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Rugrats_Tommy08/27/1995 02:18A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@DragonBall_Z_G04/13/1995 15:18His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Pretty_In_Pink09/04/2008 19:27Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Toolbar_Hater10/07/2011 22:19My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Noob_Slayer_X01/17/2005 13:11Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Illidan_Blind01/26/2007 04:01I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Browser_War_V01/15/2002 04:53Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Opera_User_9903/19/1996 15:37Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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