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1995 Legacy: The Mouse Ball Cleaning Protocol

De-threading the plastic ring on the bottom of an office mouse to remove a heavy layer of gray pocket lint and dust from the rubber trackball because the digital cursor keeps skipping across the screen.

Part of the 31 Tech & Computer Jokes: The 1995 “Windows 95, Floppy Disks & Dial-Up Screeches” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member09/12/1999 18:48Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy09/23/1996 14:15Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Melrose_Place_Fan04/20/1995 16:51Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Linkin_Park_Fan04/30/2001 19:49In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Ghostbusters_V08/15/2013 08:39Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Stick_Death_Fan02/25/2002 01:56Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Tablet_User_1003/13/2014 11:34Tapping my way to a good mood.

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